{"id":700,"date":"2007-11-11T20:50:50","date_gmt":"2007-11-11T10:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/?p=700"},"modified":"2007-11-11T20:50:50","modified_gmt":"2007-11-11T10:50:50","slug":"gundam-00-episode-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/?p=700","title":{"rendered":"Gundam 00 &#8211; Episode 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Celestial Being&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Is it possible to watch a show and absorb nothing? I think it is. I also think that <i>Gundam<\/i> mech designs are really ugly. They&#8217;re consistent, but consistency counts for nothing when you&#8217;ve got a terrible aesthetic on your hands. Ironically, I chose to give the series a bit of a chance because of the attractive female character designs and the cool OP. L&#8217;Arc en Ciel is still going? Who knew! I certainly didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m wondering if maybe it&#8217;s a trend that first episodes tell you nothing. Back in <i>my<\/i> day, we used to have a show stopping first episode, and then we&#8217;d chase it up with a few down time episodes to get the introduction rolling proper. We&#8217;d also have robots named for every month of the year, and we wouldn&#8217;t finish watching it because our eyes would glaze over because while we can pretend we&#8217;re having fun watching something silly for a time, eventually it&#8217;s going to overrun us.<\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s look very briefly at <i>Gundam 00<\/i> (That&#8217;s double-oh but heck, it&#8217;s five episodes into the season, you&#8217;ve probably seen it already). You know what a great way to ensure peace is? By waging war. This team of dudes, the Gundam Meisters, I believe they&#8217;re called, are against the (this is the problem with watching stuff on my PSP on the train, I can&#8217;t take notes of all of the stupid names on offer) &#8230; let&#8217;s call it the Amazing New United Nations, until I bother to sub in a real term if I keep watching this show, but they&#8217;re also against terrorists. So they stop a terrorist attack launched by some &#8230; other dudes (seriously, I don&#8217;t think these ones are named), against a newly opened ballroom &#8230; in space!<\/p>\n<p>You can tell that the Gundam Meisters aren&#8217;t going to do any terror because their large breasted presumably Chinese cohort is enjoying herself at the entirely gravityless shindig.<\/p>\n<p>So I know what this show is about. I know that it has characters who I assume are girls, but who then open their mouths to reveal deep and disturbing voices. I&#8217;ve read that people have also said that it&#8217;s full of homoeroticism. Well, I&#8217;ll be the judge of that: after all, a guy with entirely girly features with the exception of his voice does not a gay dude make.<br \/>\nBut then, veiled homosexuality does not also a good show make. Let a couple more episodes be the judge of this morass of good and bad design!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Celestial Being&#8221; Is it possible to watch a show and absorb nothing? I think it is. I also think that Gundam mech designs are really ugly. They&#8217;re consistent, but consistency counts for nothing when you&#8217;ve got a terrible aesthetic on your hands. Ironically, I chose to give the series a bit of a chance because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[169],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gundam-00"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}