{"id":75,"date":"2004-06-27T11:48:14","date_gmt":"2004-06-27T19:48:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/?p=75"},"modified":"2004-06-27T11:48:14","modified_gmt":"2004-06-27T19:48:14","slug":"geobreeders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Geobreeders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Expect nothing! Get everything! <i>Geobreeders<\/i> is something that is, in my collection at least, very rare. It&#8217;s a comedy that masquerades as a plot of drama and mystery. So don&#8217;t go into it expecting high comedy, and don&#8217;t go into it expecting high drama. Expect nothing and when you come out of it after three episodes you still won&#8217;t quite know what you got, but you&#8217;ll have the feeling that you enjoyed it.<\/p>\n<p>Kagura Total Security is a company that hunts phantom cats. Not just any phantom cats, mind &#8211; these ones are made out of computer data and can control electronic devices! Kagura&#8217;s rival is apparently a company called Hound, which also want to wipe out this phantom cat menace.<br \/>\nWhen these phantoms hijack a ship containing a nuclear missile, everyone&#8217;s in trouble and it&#8217;s Kagura&#8217;s job to save the world and produce an invoice. Also somewhere along the way the phantom cat that works for Kagura is kidnapped (I still don&#8217;t know by whom) and tortured by being dipped in a tub of (potentially boiled) water.<\/p>\n<p>The first five minutes are completely serious and someone expecting raucousness might be confused. Then a tank comes bursting out of a nuclear facility, and it&#8217;s being driven by twenty cats. Along the way there&#8217;s a bit of fan service, but not quite enough for my liking (a lot of the time I feel like I&#8217;m suffering fan service deprivation, so when there is at least <i>some<\/i> I like there to be <i>a lot<\/i>). The way it plays itself straight without making too big a deal of the beleaguered male lead (constantly stifled by his all female workplace) makes it something unique.<br \/>\nJust a warning, so that people don&#8217;t think the phantom cats are always in cat form: they have human manifestations as well. The first one is a woman who can&#8217;t seem to keep her clothes on, but the rest are mostly men who are mercifully dressed for sea life.<\/p>\n<p>Generally it&#8217;s a nice looking series with good animation, but it&#8217;s a disappointment that at the start of the third episode the character dialogue animation is replaced with cels of elaborate desserts. Sure, they&#8217;re elaborate, but they&#8217;re not the characters talking.<br \/>\nFinally, as always, Hisakawa Aya turns in a magnificent performance as &#8220;Crimson Shooting Star&#8221; (&#8220;Hell is my office&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p><i>Geobreeders<\/I> explains nothing, but it&#8217;s a base enjoyment. The mambo ED alone is worth the price of admission.<\/p>\n<p><i>Hot dog night time mambo<br \/>\nBlue sky high flying jumbo &#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Expect nothing! Get everything! Geobreeders is something that is, in my collection at least, very rare. It&#8217;s a comedy that masquerades as a plot of drama and mystery. So don&#8217;t go into it expecting high comedy, and don&#8217;t go into it expecting high drama. Expect nothing and when you come out of it after three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geobreeders"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}