{"id":102,"date":"2007-02-15T23:25:17","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T12:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/keep\/?p=102"},"modified":"2007-02-15T23:30:37","modified_gmt":"2007-02-15T12:30:37","slug":"ive-decided","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=102","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve decided."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Passions<\/I> must die.<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/aoOCAGnlJ1M\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>My heart broke a little inside when I realised it wasn&#8217;t even bad enough to be good. I asked Curtis how it could possibly have been worse than the first instalment. His suggestion: because they wrote more and kept filming it.<br \/>\nTo add insult to this grievous injury, it&#8217;s not even a good recording of <i>I Don&#8217;t Feel Like Dancing<\/i>. Listen here, NBC: I no longer feel like living!<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t say anything more about it than that &#8230; so I&#8217;ll follow this up with some happiness!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Passions must die. My heart broke a little inside when I realised it wasn&#8217;t even bad enough to be good. I asked Curtis how it could possibly have been worse than the first instalment. His suggestion: because they wrote more and kept filming it. To add insult to this grievous injury, it&#8217;s not even a good recording of I Don&#8217;t Feel Like Dancing. Listen here, NBC: I no longer feel like living! I can&#8217;t say anything more about it than that &#8230; so I&#8217;ll follow this up with some happiness!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1HLZ6-1E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}