{"id":154,"date":"2007-05-26T02:11:32","date_gmt":"2007-05-25T16:11:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=154"},"modified":"2007-05-26T02:11:32","modified_gmt":"2007-05-25T16:11:32","slug":"the-great-walk-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"The Great Walk Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/images\/walkout.jpg\" hspace=2 vspace=2 border=1><\/center><\/p>\n<p>My brother says that he <a href=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=148#comments\">walked out<\/a> of <i>Tales from Earthsea<\/I> about two thirds of the way through. This is a concept that I find quite alien.<\/p>\n<p>My friend Phill tends to give up on DVDs if he doesn&#8217;t like them in about ten minutes. My cousin Jonathan generally gives a movie he watches at home the chance of half of its running time to prove that it is worth his while. This seems like a decent enough deal. I have a hard enough time watching DVDs in the first place, so if I fear something won&#8217;t be worthwhile I generally won&#8217;t stick it in my player.<\/p>\n<p>Yet walking out of a cinema seems somehow <i>wrong<\/i> to me. In theory, one would have spent money on a DVD as well, but it&#8217;s not the same level of commitment as going into a cinema, sitting down and then enduring a movie with an audience. If I was a walker out, I would not have endured <i>Rampo Noir<\/I> to completion. As it stands, I&#8217;m surprised I managed to consume the entirety of <i>Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai<\/I> on DVD at a friend&#8217;s house. Then, I&#8217;m a movie masochist: I&#8217;ve seen <i>300<\/I> twice.<\/p>\n<p>What I want to know is, what kind of person walks out of a movie? Are they serial walkers? What does the movie have to do to offend them so? Does it have to suck, or does it have to simply <a href=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=150\">mention sucking off<\/a>? What is the mentality? The only analogous situation I can think of was the <a href=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=26\">Popcorn Taxi for <i>Fast Food Nation<\/i><\/a> last year when people walked out of the Q&#038;A session because it was getting late and Linklater was being stubborn in his boringness.<\/p>\n<p>The human condition calls for all things to come to an end: can you leave a movie hanging?<\/p>\n<p><i>Image: Google Top Ten for &#8220;Cinema Walk Out&#8221;. I don&#8217;t know either.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My brother says that he walked out of Tales from Earthsea about two thirds of the way through. This is a concept that I find quite alien. My friend Phill tends to give up on DVDs if he doesn&#8217;t like them in about ten minutes. My cousin Jonathan generally gives a movie he watches at home the chance of half of its running time to prove that it is worth his while. This seems like a decent enough deal. I have a hard enough time watching DVDs in the first place, so if I fear something won&#8217;t be worthwhile I <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1HLZ6-2u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}