Artoo-Potatoo<\/a> is also pretty cool, and this is infinitely better than the fairly lame “Spider-Spud” that they’ve also got going on. “Peter Parker Potato”? Please! Only if it can brush its hair over its eyes and punch its red headed potato blackmailed ex-girlfriend in one of the most embarrassing scenes ever committed to celluloid!<\/p>\nI’m going to see Transformers<\/I> for masochism value (and out of curiosity to see if Optimus Prime dies – everyone wants<\/I> him to), and I almost bought this toy today. Key word is almost<\/I>: I decided that I couldn’t really justify spending $25 on a novelty potato. The fact that such pointless artistry exists in this world warms my heart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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