Time got away from me again, as it always does. I managed to keep my resolution last year, so this year I think I’ll follow up that success!<\/p>\n
Next year I resolve to make a sitcom about a family of dinosaurs<\/I>!<\/p>\n
Oh, wait.<\/p>\n
Anyway, rather than spend New Year’s Eve typing, as I vaguely recall doing last year even as I was in attendance at the party that ended spectacularly with everyone vomiting in the backyard while I slept way too hot upstairs, and then me watching The Incredibles<\/I> with people vainly questing for mid-morning sobriety … I decided I’d just worry about it next year.
\nI’m sure that you can wait for my director’s cut, now including Spider-Man 3<\/I> for the month of May! Hint: it sucked. Also October featured a grand total of two movies, and only one of them was any good, and I saw it in September as well.<\/p>\n
So I’ll see you all next year, and may you stay on the right side of alcohol, the law, and your good lady, or man, but not your lover’s fursona, because even I have my limits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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