{"id":2518,"date":"2024-12-02T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-12-02T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=2518"},"modified":"2024-12-02T13:22:55","modified_gmt":"2024-12-02T02:22:55","slug":"book-review-the-mistletoe-mystery-nita-prose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=2518","title":{"rendered":"Book Review: The Mistletoe Mystery \u2014 Nita Prose"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/keep\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/mistletoe-mystery-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"465\" height=\"700\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/keep\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/mistletoe-mystery-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2522\" style=\"width:250px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/keep\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/mistletoe-mystery-2.jpg 465w, https:\/\/batrock.net\/keep\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/mistletoe-mystery-2-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 465px) 100vw, 465px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;re allowed to call Molly the Maid &#8220;autistic&#8221;, or &#8220;neurodivergent&#8221; or even &#8220;autistic coded&#8221; &#8211; she&#8217;s just another in a long line of protagonists with undiagnosed brain chemistry, something that became excessively popular when a certain sitcom that shall remain nameless inexplicably took over the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I can call <em>The Mistletoe Mystery<\/em> cruel. Which it is. After the strong showing of <em>The Maid<\/em>, Nita Prose has treated her heroine as a plaything to be batted around, written as if by a child. Nobody dies, so the mystery is in Molly&#8217;s head, and every reader can see what the solution is before she even begins to get suspicious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the lead up to Christmas, the dearly departed Gran&#8217;s favourite time of year, Molly becomes increasingly suspicious of Juan, who is uncharacteristically keeping a secret from her, is running around at all hours, and asks her questions about her stance on diamond rings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course Molly takes all this the wrong way, and her coworkers try to convince her to ignore the evidence of her own eyes. It doesn&#8217;t take much for the not-particularly-eagle-eyed reader to piece it together, but the onus is not on Molly for her misunderstanding; but on everyone in her life who knows her intimately, who knows how her brain works and how she takes everything literally and doesn&#8217;t cope well with subterfuge, for putting her through this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There are some unexamined factors in play here, like the fact that Molly and Juan are apparently not really paid a living wage by the Regency Grand, and that they live in penury. Prose&#8217;s prose pays special attention to the squalor and tatters that her protagonists find themselves living in, shakes it out of its head, and carries on to studiously ignore it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The one legitimately hilarious element of this is Molly&#8217;s run-ins with her nemesis who she chose not to have fired in <em>The Mystery Guest<\/em>. A regret that she was entirely within her power to prevent, and no reader would have protested. Sometimes you don&#8217;t have to be nice for niceness&#8217; sake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In all honesty, this review already feels longer than <em>The Mistletoe Mystery<\/em> itself did. It is understandable what Prose wanted to achieve, but there was almost certainly a way to reach the final result while having Molly investigate a different non-mystery that it is not so distressing to her and offensive to all that she stands for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>The Mistletoe Mystery<\/em> is for die-hards and completists. There is no real way to justify its Australian price tag, and it puts the &#8220;stuffed&#8221; in stocking stuffer. If <em>The Mystery Guest<\/em> already put a sour taste in your mouth, this will not help in the slightest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;re allowed to call Molly the Maid &#8220;autistic&#8221;, or &#8220;neurodivergent&#8221; or even &#8220;autistic coded&#8221; &#8211; she&#8217;s just another in a long line of protagonists with undiagnosed brain chemistry, something that became excessively popular when a certain sitcom that shall remain nameless inexplicably took over the world. But I can call The Mistletoe Mystery cruel. Which it is. After the strong showing of The Maid, Nita Prose has treated her heroine as a plaything to be batted around, written as if by a child. Nobody dies, so the mystery is in Molly&#8217;s head, and every reader can see <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2525,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-books","has_thumb"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/keep\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/mistletoe-mystery-crop.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1HLZ6-EC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2518"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2527,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2518\/revisions\/2527"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}