{"id":305,"date":"2008-07-10T00:59:15","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T13:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=305"},"modified":"2008-11-15T10:47:16","modified_gmt":"2008-11-14T23:47:16","slug":"mass-effect-in-brief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=305","title":{"rendered":"Mass Effect in Brief"},"content":{"rendered":"

My initial impressions of Mass Effect<\/i>‘s overall package:<\/p>\n

Prologue planet:<\/b> This isn’t a war, it’s a moider.
\nCitadel incursion:<\/b> Politics, eh? You’d better give me some of those.
\nPlanet the first:<\/b> Save the Diva Plavalaguna!
\nPlanet the second:<\/b> Protect the fidgety colonists from themselves!
\nPlanet the third:<\/b> Deal with red tape, then slaughter … Zerg? … yeah, okay.
\nPlanet the fourth:<\/b> WE WILL TAKE THEM ON THE BEACHES <\/p>\n

Cue POLITICS<\/b> and SEX<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

Planet the Fifth:<\/b> ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Epilogue!<\/big><\/b><\/p>\n

Council:<\/b> You are charged with having saved the galaxy and rendering the threat to our continued existence moot. How do you plead?
\nShepard:<\/b> Awesome.<\/p>\n

Shepard dons sunglasses and walks away as explosions go off behind her.<\/p>\n

Roll credits.<\/b><\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah; it was worth it in the end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My initial impressions of Mass Effect‘s overall package: Prologue planet: This isn’t a war, it’s a moider. Citadel incursion: Politics, eh? You’d better give me some of those. Planet the first: Save the Diva Plavalaguna! Planet the second: Protect the fidgety colonists from themselves! Planet the third: Deal with red tape, then slaughter … Zerg? … yeah, okay. Planet the fourth: WE WILL TAKE THEM ON THE BEACHES Cue POLITICS and SEX Planet the Fifth: ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH Epilogue! Council: You are charged with having saved the galaxy and rendering the threat to our continued existence moot. How <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video-games"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1HLZ6-4V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":475,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions\/475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}