{"id":318,"date":"2008-07-30T12:00:22","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T01:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=318"},"modified":"2008-07-30T00:55:36","modified_gmt":"2008-07-29T13:55:36","slug":"the-ancient-art-of-raymonding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=318","title":{"rendered":"The Ancient Art of Raymonding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/images\/qm.png\" hspace=2 vspace=2 border=1 text=\"???\"><\/center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Raymond<\/B> <i>verb<\/i>:<br \/>\nTo completely miss the point in an hilarious or embarrassing way.<\/p>\n<p><I>Example of Raymonding, during the credits of <\/i>The Dark Knight<i> : &#8220;Why was that movie dedicated to Heath Ledger? &#8230; Was he originally going to play Batman or something?<br \/>\n&#8230; Heath Ledger played The Joker!?&#8221;<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>My friend Raymond is the world&#8217;s chief committer of the act of Raymonding, but I am not above admitting that I have Raymonded a movie or two in my time. My most recent example is <I>The Counterfeiters<\/I>, which won Best Foreign Movie at the Academy Awards this year.<\/p>\n<p><i>The Counterfeiters<\/I> is the story of a group of Jewish prisoners of war in Nazi Germany who are forced to counterfeit various currencies for the war effort. The movie has a master counterfeiter serving as the protagonist, and he has an antagonist in the film in the form of a man who was a vocal protestor in his days on the outside &#8211; and who is trying to sabotage the operation from the inside. I found myself thinking during the movie that this guy was just endangering the lives of the other prisoners with his sabotage efforts, and I got very frustrated with him. My explicit thought was &#8220;Just counterfeit the damned bills, they&#8217;re going to lose anyway.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You may have noticed the flaws in my argument, these being: the prisoners did not know that Germany was going to lose the war; that, in sabotaging the progress of the counterfeit operation, they actually contributed to the weakening of the Nazi war effort, which may have been part of the difference between victory and defeat.<\/p>\n<p>I did not vocalise these thoughts, so there was no one around to keep me in check. It was not until halfway through the following day that I realised that I was an idiot. At that point, I came to the conclusion that not even I can be protected from Raymonding.<\/p>\n<p><small><b>Post-script:<\/b> I don&#8217;t think that I spoiled <i>The Counterfeiters<\/I> by telling you that Germany suffered defeat in World War II. If you want to correct me, though &#8230; I&#8217;ll actually be pretty worried, in fact.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raymond verb: To completely miss the point in an hilarious or embarrassing way. Example of Raymonding, during the credits of The Dark Knight : &#8220;Why was that movie dedicated to Heath Ledger? &#8230; Was he originally going to play Batman or something? &#8230; Heath Ledger played The Joker!?&#8221; My friend Raymond is the world&#8217;s chief committer of the act of Raymonding, but I am not above admitting that I have Raymonded a movie or two in my time. My most recent example is The Counterfeiters, which won Best Foreign Movie at the Academy Awards this year. 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