{"id":69,"date":"2006-12-26T22:53:39","date_gmt":"2006-12-26T11:53:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/keep\/?p=69"},"modified":"2006-12-26T22:53:39","modified_gmt":"2006-12-26T11:53:39","slug":"merry-blerghmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Merry Blerghmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/images\/christmasisallaround.jpg\" hspace=2 vspace=2 border=1><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Never fear, kind reader(s)! The &#8220;12 Months of Movies&#8221; feature <i>will<\/I> conclude! I had originally planned to do one month a day from the 18th until the 30th, but things interfered. For instance, I am presently enjoying the same fierce cold that I suffered at this time last year.<\/p>\n<p>I am still aiming to have the feature done for the 30th, and then I will present unto thee a special feature for the 31st before I kick off to my New Year&#8217;s Eve party (the plan is for me to belt out &#8220;Life on Mars&#8221; on <i>Singstar Legends<\/I> while I watch other people get drunk).<br \/>\nWhat is this special feature? It&#8217;s so special I haven&#8217;t even decided yet! It&#8217;s such a nebulous concept that it can&#8217;t be pegged down, and if you consult me in 2007 to ask &#8220;&#8216;ere, where&#8217;s that 31st of December special feature you promised?&#8221; I will look you in the eye and call you a liar, sir!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s hoping that Christmas treated you well. I was planning to write an expos\u00c3\u00a9 that accused <i>Love Actually<\/I> of both deriding and revelling in the tackiness of Christmas time, but when I rewatched it on Saturday night I just felt it in my fingers and in my toes. It simply didn&#8217;t matter any more.<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8217;cause on Christmas, you can depend!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never fear, kind reader(s)! The &#8220;12 Months of Movies&#8221; feature will conclude! I had originally planned to do one month a day from the 18th until the 30th, but things interfered. For instance, I am presently enjoying the same fierce cold that I suffered at this time last year. I am still aiming to have the feature done for the 30th, and then I will present unto thee a special feature for the 31st before I kick off to my New Year&#8217;s Eve party (the plan is for me to belt out &#8220;Life on Mars&#8221; on Singstar Legends while I <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","category-site"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1HLZ6-17","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}