{"id":785,"date":"2010-05-16T15:08:26","date_gmt":"2010-05-16T05:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=785"},"modified":"2010-05-16T15:08:26","modified_gmt":"2010-05-16T05:08:26","slug":"pokemon-black-and-white-the-starters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=785","title":{"rendered":"Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon Black and White: The Starters"},"content":{"rendered":"

All my life, I’ve dreamed only of one thing: owning a fire breathing pig.<\/p>\n

Now, 24 years after the birth of my wish and 14 years after the inception of the Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon<\/em> franchise, my dream has come true. Ladies and gentlemen, Nintendo proudly presents Pokabu:<\/p>\n

\"The<\/p>\n

Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you just want to throw him into hot water and turn him into Ryoga?<\/p>\n

\"He<\/p>\n

Yes, yes you do.<\/p>\n

Pokabu is joined by a grass snake Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon, Tsutarja:<\/p>\n

\"Snappy<\/p>\n

Look at this smug guy! He thinks he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got it all sewn up! What kinda snake has hands and feet? I could imagine him being played by Noel Fielding.<\/p>\n

\"Except<\/p>\n

Of course, the road to starter Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon has not always been smooth. The holy trinity of Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle has not quite been matched. Totodile, Chikorita and Cyndaquil didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have the same charm or flair. People have an obscene obsession with Mudkip, but of the third generation only Torchic has any real traction. The best and most iconic set of starters since the first generation were the chimp, penguin and bonsai turtle team of Chimchar, Piplup and Turtwig – and even then Piplup grew up to be the Penguin of the Opera.<\/p>\n

So it is with some hesitation that I show you the weakest link in generation five\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s starter chain, Mijumaru:<\/p>\n

\"Yeah,<\/p>\n

Yeah, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what that is. Bulbapedia refers to it as a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sea Otter\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon. It looks like a depressive snowman desperately trying to escape a children\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s beauty pageant.<\/p>\n

\"New!\"<\/p>\n

That said, I could also see him played by Noel Fielding:<\/p>\n

\"Digital<\/p>\n

It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a new core Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon<\/em> game. By law, I am required to be excited by it. But yeah, it is pretty exciting. Animated battles, cool looking new trainers, an urban landscape to run in. I have a lot of misgivings about modern Nintendo, but the core Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon <\/em>franchise is one thing that is still being done right, with no real qualms whatsoever. While Mijumaru is some kind of freak occurrence who could potentially look better in motion and in other art, I have high hopes for this game.<\/p>\n

So here we go: day one purchase! New adventures to embark upon! New friendships to be forged! New world creating god Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon to capture! People who aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t into these things don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t realise how much of a cultural cachet Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon<\/em> still has in the video gaming world. 14 years and still going strong.<\/p>\n

\"We<\/p>\n

Main starter images sourced from Bulbapedia<\/a>. Fan art provided by pocket lint<\/a>, whatever his sources are.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

All my life, I’ve dreamed only of one thing: owning a fire breathing pig. Now, 24 years after the birth of my wish and 14 years after the inception of the Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon franchise, my dream has come true. Ladies and gentlemen, Nintendo proudly presents Pokabu: Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you just want to throw him into hot water and turn him into Ryoga? Yes, yes you do. Pokabu is joined by a grass snake Pok\u00c3\u00a9mon, Tsutarja: Look at this smug guy! He thinks he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got it all sewn up! What kinda snake has hands and feet? I could imagine him being played by <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video-games"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1HLZ6-cF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=785"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":792,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785\/revisions\/792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}