{"id":97,"date":"2007-02-09T15:07:49","date_gmt":"2007-02-09T04:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/keep\/?p=97"},"modified":"2007-02-10T01:31:06","modified_gmt":"2007-02-09T14:31:06","slug":"i-cant-decide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/?p=97","title":{"rendered":"I Can’t Decide …"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 if this is the worst thing ever, simply terrible, or shock and awesome.<\/p>\n

I love Scissor Sisters and, several years back, I watched Passions<\/I> for about six weeks before I realised that nothing ever happened<\/B>. The show was going nowhere, and it was going there slowly.<\/p>\n

When last I watched Passions<\/i>, Timmy was still alive, some guy had fallen through the skylight at a New Year\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Eve party and it had been New Year\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Eve for three weeks<\/I>.<\/p>\n

Timmy being dead, it appears that they had to replace her with Endora. Considering that Juliet Mills plays Tabitha, I have to wonder where Samantha is. Seeing as Endora is a mute five year old girl who communicates in thought bubbles accompanied by pop-up sounds \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t actually know where that thought is going but I can emphatically tell you that it ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t going anywhere good.<\/p>\n

Further analysis of the clip itself: Scissor Sisters are singing \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Land of 1000 Words\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, which you may recall from their clip shot in Scissorvision<\/a>. When they perform the song, Ana doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t seem anywhere near as into it as she does when she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s actually on a real stage. When Tabitha cuts the song short, Jake freaks out. The best part about this freak out is that it essentially this:<\/p>\n

Where the hell are we? Moments ago we were performing in Wembley! That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s right: Britain loves us, you ingrates!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Then comes the anger, where they look hilariously like they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re going to beat up an elderly witch and a child witch.
\nIf Del Marquis has ever looked more threatening than that, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll go hide under my bed.<\/p>\n

I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a coincidence that \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Wizard\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, who is a part of the stage band but is not an actual Sister, didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get any dialogue. I understand that these fine folks will be back to play \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t Feel Like Dancing\u00e2\u20ac\u009d at whatever the hell club that these dull-eyed Jesse Metcalfe-lites go to so that they can plot to steal each other\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s boyfriends and sell their souls and expose or cover up rich family conspiracies, so if I find that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be sure to give you second by second coverage.<\/p>\n

Thanks to the people on YouTube who filter through all of the crap so that I can take the fleeting nuggets. I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t actually find this on YouTube myself, so thanks to Towleroad<\/a> for working that magic.<\/p>\n

Update:<\/b> Hah! Jake Shears strikes back<\/a> at some of the detractors!<\/p>\n

For cryin’ out loud.
\nWe bugged ’em for two years. They wrote us into a script.
\nWe went on the show, had some good, doofy fun. It’s not like it was some evil publicity stunt the record label hatched. I even get a Kathie Lee Gifford Carnival Cruise moment in tomorrows episode. It’s not like we were looking for a daytime Emmy either. I couldn’t act my way out of a paper bag.
\nI think the cynics are just jealous. Who doesn’t want to be on Passions?
\njake<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Having spent a large part of my night reading about Timmy’s adventures in a fantasy wonderland before finally giving up his heart to Charity (and then his actor tragically dying in real life) … sign me up! I can get there before the September 7 finale!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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