Bee throwing action!

Is it wrong to dislike Mel Gibson's movies based on his anti-Semitic exploits? Unless that movie condemns Jewish people straight up, probably. It is not right to dislike a movie because of the personal lives of its staff, but it is okay to dislike a movie because of its overuse of slow motion, under use of dialogue for minutes at a time in which nothing but scenery happens, and general spottiness.
Apocalypto is not a bad movie: it is frequently visually and narratively arresting, but never consistently so.
Jaguar Paw lives an idyllic life in his village, until it is invaded by Big City Warriors. Enslaved by these sadistic tribesmen, Jaguar Paw is subjected to a gauntlet of horrors on the road to escape.
Apocalypto boasts a simple story, and it is at its best when it is at its most simple. The village scenes are more what the movie should have been ike, because it is in these moments that the characters seem human and genuine. One could argue that enslaving people for the sake of your own religion is something that robs everyone involved of his or her humanity, but that does not make it cool; it just means that these characters have been stripped of everything but their desire to escape.
The movie becomes a parade of base desires and violence and dubious translations ("he's fuckedâ€). The last piece of genuine care comes, ironically, just as the movie's least interesting segment comes to an end. Thereafter, when all of the men are painted blue, it's difficult to show much interest. After all, these people are likely to be decapitated or arrowed through the head at any second, so why bother investing yourself in them?
Jaguar Paw still does a good job of keeping the action going and of forcing his audience to suspend their disbelief as he runs for miles with several holes in and through his body. The periodic scenes featuring his wife and child having bad times in a hole are supposed to represent a goal for him, but the amount of running that he does tends to imply that he doesn't have much of a goal.
Then, when he hits the ultimate "we're screwed†moment, the movie ends. Let's roll credits and go home, because the prophecy at the beginning of the movie fulfilled itself! The modern day counterparts that Apocalypto's story clearly hopes to illuminate the existence of seem somewhat ironic in the light of the whole Mel Gibson thing, but let's not forget that this is the man who played John Smith to the world's happiest Pocahontas.
If this is civilisation, I want no part of it; Excuse me while I feast on the heart of a freshly slaughtered tapir. Apocalypto was an indeterminate fraction of a good movie. It's not a lost cause, but it's not something that I would bother seeing again. What's next on the cards for Gibson? I suggest that he team up with Tom Cruise and make a movie entirely in Raelian. Subtitles sell, man.
I guess spoilers here.
At the end of the movie, when we see the ships coming ashore, my friend leaned over and said, “Those are the jews, right?” He’s not what you’d call politically correct, but I thought it funny:P
Seriously, though, I found the movie interesting, especially in light of the fact that I thought the movie was going to be completely batshit stupid and nigh unwatchable. That I actually managed to stick with the movie says something good about it. But in the end, it’s certainly not anything all that special. It’s interesting, and I guess that’s not all bad…
I don’t think that it’s politically incorrect if you’re making fun of the victimiser, rather than the victimised. Also if it’s as funny as that.
I personally think it was interesting except for when it wasn’t. When it wasn’t, that was where the problems came from.
I found the movie hard to watch primarily because of the violence. I did find it interesting as a follow up to his last venture “the passion of Christ”, both religious themes.
Two scenes were particularly note worthy. The first one when he is running back into the forest and remembers his father’s words “the forest is yours” and suddenly he becomes proactive vs reactive to fear. I liked it.
The second was when at the end he ends up on the sea shore and suddenly the 2 guys chasing him, stop, stand next to him and watch. Their problems just got bigger. Kind of like if aliens showed up on Earth, the war in Afghanistan would not seem so important. It’s a shift in prey/predator.
Gruesome, violent but very likable characters. There are some theological points between the 2 Gibson films but….another time.