Movie Review: Disclosure Day

Steven Spielberg is eighty this year, and there’s no greater proof that some things you just don’t age out of: John Williams scores, aliens, and the tendency to occasionally go off the rails (in some cases literally) in the third act. Disclosure Day isn’t as personal as making a movie about your parents’ divorce, but it’s clear that it means a lot to Spielberg, who has sole story credit; it’s even more clear that he has a baseline belief in humanity that might not be borne out by the facts of reality. Disclosure Day is a wildly optimistic movie that comes off as more than a little naïve. It also shows that the man really does know how to make a movie, but maybe doesn’t always know how to finish one.

One day, weatherwoman Margaret Fairchild (Emily Blunt, The Devil Wears Prada 2) sees a cardinal and can suddenly understand people’s deepest desires. Elsewhere in the US, Daniel Kellner (Josh O’Connor, Wake Up Dead Man) is on the run with information that his former employer Noah Scanlon (Colin Firth, TV’s Young Sherlock) is desperate to keep quiet. After Margaret speaks in an unknown dialogue on the air, Margaret and Daniel feel compelled to find one another while avoiding Scanlon, protecting Daniel’s girlfriend Jean (Eve Hewson, Jay Kelly) and liaising with the mysterious Hugo (Colman Domingo, TV’s Euphoria) on a series of disposable satellite phones.

Screenwriter and longtime Spielberg collaborator David Koepp (Cold Storage) understands that there is a lot of appeal in having disparate characters in separate scenarios that add up to a bigger picture. He also understands that eventually they have to intersect, but the problem is that every time that new elements intersect they take something away from each other. Ironically given the entire concept of the film, we’re better off not knowing some of the answers to this mystery.

Which is a pity because much of Disclosure Day’s early going is transcendent, Spielberg firing on cylinders previously unknown to man, beast, or extraterrestrial. Blunt has a certain hypnotic quality that generates warmth and intrigue, as she blossoms into understanding and makes wilder connections; O’Connor has an almost incredible sequence in a wheat field that means nothing in retrospect but feels significant at the time. The movie is suffused with light and excitement, even when it’s dingy and dangerous and O’Connor has to get out of yet another scrape.

And then the magic stops. You can almost feel it drain out of the movie as more and more things get piled on top of each other, then summarily dismissed when they’re no longer required. When you’d like to know more about something — why Domingo and Firth are playing their roles almost as if they’re former lovers who still have feelings for one another but know it can never be, despite Firth textually being a widower —you won’t find it out, but you will get subjected to some of the more egregious special effects of recent times, where even the child actors get the sheen of the uncanny valley on them. Spielberg can no longer sustain the trance state that he’s plunged us into because there’s such a discord between the “goodness” we’re being told that we’re witnessing versus the very real horror that’s playing out on the screen.

The final stretch of the movie is where everything completely falls apart, with a closing twenty to thirty minutes (it’s a long movie) that are so poorly judged that it’s difficult not to goggle at the screen. So little here makes sense, and the movie becomes otherworldly not in that we’re dealing with aliens but that Spielberg is suddenly presenting another world where no one acts like a human, broadcast media is king, and USB is the ultimate in technological achievement. Even more baffling is why you would cede so much of the climax to a character who we’ve never seen before, to whom we have absolutely no connection, when Blunt’s character herself literally serves that role? If anyone had trusted her to bring the movie home, at least some of the qualms that had developed in the lead up could have been quashed.

Disclosure Day accidentally ties in to modern right wing conspiracy campaigning; although the script comes down hard against Richard Nixon, Koepp takes pains to make clear that the shadowy organisation headed by Scanlon is a private entity completely devoid of political affiliation. Close call, because you wouldn’t want to accidentally say anything specific about humanity when you can simply contrast black ops with a hug box. This is a movie about faith and how assimilating new information challenges our most deeply held beliefs, but beyond the novelty and confusion of Spielberg making an explicitly Catholic first contact movie, there’s no real thesis other than the misplaced conviction that people are willing to pay for wifi on a plane.

You can argue that cynicism is tiresome and Spielberg’s brand of optimism should bring light to audiences across the world. The problem is that the brand of hope that Disclosure Day peddles is proven wrong in the real world on a daily basis. It is in this loss of touch with society that Disclosure Day loses touch with its characters, its world, and its thesis. The layers of irony that this inversion creates between the audience and the object means that the masterful intimacy that Spielberg had created is now permanently severed.

It’s happened many times before: a movie can be excellent up until the point that it’s simply not. Disclosure Day is not a movie of two halves, but rather an ephemeral feature that evaporates before the viewer’s eyes. The more it has to say, the less we have to take away. Spielberg’s 37th film is sweeping, exciting and breathtaking until it judders. Movies are about story, character, and plot, but they’re also about the experience. Disclosure Day is an exercise in erosion, the ride of your life disappearing around you until you’re left holding a steering wheel. In the end, Disclosure Day is not a case of what is, but mourning what once was, less than an hour before the credits rolled.

Disclosure Day opened in Australian cinemas on June 11, 2026.

Directed by: Steven Spielberg

Starring: Emily Blunt, Josh O’Connor, Colin Firth, Eve Hewson, Colman Domingo

Comic: Absolute Catwoman #1

You could say that it’s not often we can an Absolute #1 these days, but Absolute Green Arrow, for all its amputation antics, was mere weeks ago, and a one shot off the back of this very Absolute Catwoman has already been announced. But let’s see what’s going on in this, the closest relative the Absolute line has to the Absolute Batman flagship.

Absolute Catwoman’s first and strongest act is marking itself separately from Absolute Batman. Selina’s adventures between these pages, save a flashback to her youth, are entirely in Europe. She has a penthouse, a Cat Cave, and a luxury villa. She has that lonesome life of a solo operator, so even if she is a little bit like an incarnation of mainline Bruce, she feels fresh. This is the story of a woman trying to retire on her 25th birthday, only to find that her former colleagues are after her for a McGuffin that she unwittingly took into her custody. That classic story.

Scott Snyder (who isn’t busy enough already) cowrites with Che Grayson, providing that link between worlds, a delicate baton touch of continuity and new world thrills.

Bengal’s art makes the book appear initially like an outgrowth of Nick Dragotta’s work on Absolute Batman, but cuter. Everything appears fairly dynamic for a piece where most everyone wears helmets across action scenes, although that may be because below the neckline they’re all basically wearing skin suits — it was a genius move to feature so many costume variants. At any rate, it’s a handsome book and the felinity never feels forced. You get the impression that Selina’s been having a lot more fun than Bruce lo these many years.

Because Catwoman’s solo adventures aren’t the most mainstream of DC (admittedly, there is a scale), her supporting cast are more obscure than many of the characters we’ve seen across other Absolute titles. That’s how we end up with Holly Robinson, who’s one of the greatest examples of resurrection in comic history (Ed Brubaker forgot that she was dead, and editorial somehow didn’t pick up on it), and another character I’ll continue to tiptoe around (there are so many members of the Bat family you can be forgiven for not having heard of some of them — or knowing them without having any idea who they are).

Admittedly Absolute Catwoman does expect you to have a base familiarity with Catwoman, with the reader filling in blanks they’re supposed to instinctively know, and not just from her brief appearances in Absolute Batman. But that’s the appeal of the Absolute universe: it’s a twisting or an inversion of what we already know so well. Everything in Absolute has been worth reading so far — even Absolute Green Lantern! — but you’re doing yourself a disservice if Absolute is the only DC you read.

Go out there, immerse yourself, indulge. DC K.O. let us see Ambush Bug! It’s not a bad time to be a comic reader at all.

Book Review: The Disaster Gay Detective Agency — Lev A.C. Rosen

The title should have been a clue. If the term “disaster gay” irritates you (although normally you hear the term “disaster bisexual”, so, erasure), then this is not the book for you. Furthermore, the title is a misnomer: this book is a pilot episode with no detective agency, even metaphorically, and more than that, it’s a goddamn spy novel. This is a caper novel that triggers so many pitfalls that author Lev AC Rosen spends most of the book digging his way out of them, featuring staggeringly  unintelligent decisions on the part of his ensemble, and an approach to story structure that is frequently exhausting. 

Hotel concierge Brandon is an inveterate romantic, constantly falling in love with men who don’t feel the same way. When a one night stand with a guest results in an early checkout with the guest’s phone left behind, Brandon goes on the hunt. Helping him on his quest are Ollie, a gummy guzzling dog walker, Nicole, a workaholic lawyer, and Ian, a drag queen and book shop clerk with anger management issues. When, instead of finding the guest, Brandon witnesses a murder, the entire crew is plunged into chaos.

This sort of book depends on several elements to work: brisk storytelling and compelling (or entertaining) characters. Rosen’s chapters are the sort of length that would not matter in a book that was not split into quadrants, but this is not a story that jumps around. As such, you get the group chat between the characters regurgitated every chapter, albeit sometimes with some editorialising from the currently featured player. These play-by-plays of their lives are never interesting and often you have to ask if these characters even like each other. People drift from their college friends all the time, but they replace them with new circles and move on with their lives. Rosen has arrested the quartet’s development not for any real psychological reasons but simply from narrative convenience. 

It doesn’t help that most of the novel’s progression is reserved for the Ian chapters, which almost always end on a cliffhanger. For all of the group chats, no one shares important information with each other, choosing instead the “gentle ribbing” banter that gets old fast. Periodically we’re treated to an interstitial for a mysterious unnamed fifth character, but these parts are so poorly integrated that they catch the reader off guard almost every time; there should either be more or fewer of them. For a book that takes place over a relatively short stretch of time, it certainly drags itself out, and never understands that mystery and espionage aren’t quite the same thing.

The insult compounds itself in the later stages, when Rosen is trying to bring things to a head but has hamstrung himself through the choices of having four separate focal characters and making all of them long. When the game night that has been threatened throughout the book is finally staged, we have to read through it four times, with the dialogue reproduced almost in its entirety — very little elision here — and the only points of difference being when the characters finally branch off from one another. At a time when you would most want momentum, the book grinds to a halt.

On top of this, this is the moment that Brandon chooses to snap, but in a way that makes it clear that his mentality is dangerously unstable rather than that his friends — damaged though they all are, in a pseudo-literary fashion — have treated him wrong. What’s supposed to be funny comes off as sad, and to top it off we have to read the exact same meltdown four times. It’s not a cathartic moment, and there’s no release: it’s just the complete realisation of a delusion that up to this point had only been threatened. Of all of the paper thin characters in The Disaster Gay Detective Agency, the nominal prime protagonist proves to be the worst of them all.

By the time we escape that horrible gathering, Rosen shifts for the first time to zippy chapters as if he knows that he’s against the clock if he wants to get the book done within 400 pages. At this eleventh hour The Disaster Gay Detective Agency finally feels like the caper that Rosen wanted it to be. It’s a classic feel that hearkens back to the double, triple, and quadruple crossing plots of countless pseudo-cosies of yore, but it’s too little, too late. And, on top of that, it’s too silly to count.

Rosen’s previous mysteries were all period pieces. The Disaster Gay Detective Agency is painfully au courant. Maybe that means that it’s for people with a modern sensibility, who enjoy characters who can’t manage to form the semblance of a functioning person between themselves. But if that’s the case, why are they always watching The Nanny? This is a pilot novel: although the plot is resolved, it’s merely setting up a franchise. This book can’t be recommended in good conscience, even if a quarter (half, if we’re being generous) of its title ends up being true. Not every book needs to be elegant, but most of them shouldn’t be as thrown together as this one. 

An Advanced Reader Copy was provided by Poisoned Pen Press for review.

Book Review: Marooned — Ben Chalfin

Publishing is nothing if not cyclical and trend chasing. At the moment romance is hot (and will continue to be), and there are several novels set in and around the world of reality television. Sometimes they overlap. Marooned is the latest example, but it does not do a good job of  presenting a Survivor surrogate or a compelling love story. Ben Chalfin’s second novel instead reads like it was written in outline and never expanded upon. It’s far more artificial than even the most contrived of real life reality shows.

Ryan Levine signed up for Marooned not just because he’s been watching since he was 10 years old, but to pay his sister’s medical bills. What he did not bargain on was being instantly smitten with his handsome tribemate, Cole. Ryan has to spend the next month of his life trying not to get too close to Cole while also battling it out with sixteen other contestants for one million dollars.

It’s no secret that the show Marooned is a blatant Survivor clone; after all, the genre mostly works by incorporating existing formats with the serial numbers filed off. However, Marooned has almost no points of difference between itself and the real Survivor apart from the fact that, as presented, Chalfin has made it into an incredibly dull game. This is not helped by the fact that the host, Alex Crawford, has dialogue taken almost verbatim from Jeff Probst, and much of the terminology – immunity challenge, Tribal Council, Jury, Hidden Immunity Idol – is lifted wholesale. Unlike Probst, Crawford is a non-entity. Say what you will about Probst (and there are many, many things you can say about him), the man has personality.

The supporting cast are from central casting, including Ryan’s number one ally, Rhonda, a wise Black mother who calls him “chile”, and Marina, a Latina tribe member whose dialogue, when she has it, is peppered with random Spanish words. One of these Spanish words or phrases turned up no result when googled and, while this may be changed in time for the publication date, it is not inspiring. Rhonda and Marina get off lightly compared to the rest of the cast, who are interchangeable names without anything to define them other than being on a television contest.

What Chalfin ultimately treats us to is a one sided recap of a particularly uneventful season of a long running competition. Without access to any of the other contestants you get no real sense of what’s going on because Ryan himself is unwilling to engage with what he’s doing: when there’s no challenge happening, there’s a lot of hanging around at camp. Confessionals seem to be only recorded once a day, in the morning; Ryan has an infuriating habit of completely tuning out at Tribal Council, which you absolutely have to be on top of if you stand any chance of winning the game.

This drab character only has eyes for Cole, because Cole is, we are told, attractive. In a hilarious dropping of the ball from production, he is revealed under cover of nightfall to be bisexual. That and his penchant for using seasoning to make food taste good (he’s a chef) are the two things that we learn about him. Then Ryan can moon over him while going through the motions of competing in a battle royale that he seems increasingly divorced from the outcome of, even if he needs the pay out to settle his debts.

Marooned tries to be two things, and it succeeds at neither of them. It’s far from the first romance novel set in and around a televised reality competition, and it does nothing to differentiate itself from the crowd (to paraphrase another, better, novel, “even gay” is not enough). Someone with an even rudimentary understanding of television production will instantly be struck by the lack of verisimilitude. In an increasingly crowded market, discerning readers could throw a sand bag and very likely land on a better book than Marooned.

An Advanced Reader Copy was provided by Rising Action for review.

Book Review: John of John — Douglas Stuart

Stuart Douglas has written two excellent novels to date, but they were undeniably heavy. Shuggie Bain and Young Mungo, with their distinctive names, are not exactly laugh riots. Douglas’ third novel, John of John, continues the trend of being named for a character, but it has a slightly lighter spring in its step. Very serious matters happen between these pages, and yet our titular protagonist won’t let it get him down.

When John-Calum Macleod is informed that his grandmother is dying, he returns to his home island of Harris to help maintain the household with his taciturn and devout father, John. But grandmother Ella doesn’t seem to need Cal, and John only wants Cal to do exactly as he’s told. Discouraged by his lack of success on the mainland, Cal finds himself wondering if things will be any better for him on Harris or if his business is going to inevitably become everyone else’s once more and if what little liberation he has claimed for himself will have to be tamped back down. Despite their diametrically opposed beliefs and lifestyles, Cal and John might have more in common than either suspects.

Set in the late nineties, John of John is redolent with detail that could only be provided with someone intimately familiar with the Scottish textile industry of the time: the licensing involved in weaving, the specific “signature” that each loom bears, and the effort that it takes to survive on a depressed island. John of John is a very specific novel, and the way that Stuart crystallises his time and place is an essential part of its enjoyment.

John of John is Stuart’s first foray into a novel with multiple viewpoints, providing separate stories for both Johns. We are privy to knowledge about father and son that each hopes that the other will never find out; a split-level multigenerational gambit that pays off in ways that neither understands. John is a tyrant of a patriarch, but in a way that we’re able to comprehend and develop sympathy for, even as certain actions surely condemn him. At times, John seems more important than Cal, but that’s the beauty of John of John: each part is defined by the other.

Ella, the lynchpin of the family, and unwilling host of John, is as much if not more of an outcast as Cal. Her Glaswegian nature marks her as more Other than a boy born and raised on the island, no matter how different Cal might be. Surrounded by people who exclude her through use of the Gaelic tongue (which heads each chapter), Ella presents another aspect of grappling with identity in a hostile place when you’re From Away. This trinity forms the novel, but Stuart has many more elements to recommend the piece. 

The supporting cast embody the spirit of a small island in Scotland without stooping to caricature.  They populate the novel and bring it to life, preventing the Macleods or Ella from existing in an empty expanse. The MacInnes brothers could have been quaint parochial archetypes in the hands of another author, but here they provide the backbone to John’s story. The Macdonald clan, from promising Isla to the constantly thwarted Doll, similarly inform Cal’s own experience. Stuart has endowed all of these characters with a credibility that brings John of John to life. The book feels vital and lived in: a piece on the cusp of a new era for Scotland, for better and worse.

Though this is a novel more of person and place than plot, John of John is a “year in the life” type of novel, and time marches through it. Informed by the history of the place and its people, the changing perspectives of a father, son, and grandmother as they learn more of each other, it’s not about the event but the development. Things happen here, both within the characters and without. There’s a flow and a give and take, but it’s never strictly about what happens. The infinite tiny shifts that move us through our days bring these people to a conclusion that is not inevitable so much as it is understandable. No one is as they were at the beginning of John of John, and while they don’t escape unscathed, it’s fascinating to watch them get there.

If it proves nothing else, John of John shows in short order that Douglas Stuart has not simply written the same book three times. The agency granted to these characters that was denied the others opens their worlds up, even as various strictures bring them down. This is a carefully constructed novel, right down to the cover: though it may be rain spattered, it depicts light emerging from beyond the clouds. Though undeniably wet, John of John allows the reader that most elusive of emotions granted by books: optimism. Stuart’s third novel is his most accomplished yet, and demands to be relished.

An Advanced Reader Copy was provided by Grove Press for review.

Book Review: Yesteryear — Caro Claire Burke

It would be wrong to suggest that publishing is astroturfed, but it’s definitely 5000% true that if publishers want to push something, it’s going to be everywhere. That’s how the overnight success of Caro Claire Burke’s Yesteryear, pre-optioned by Amazon with Anne Hathaway attached and specifically thanked in the acknowledgements, happened. It mushroomed everywhere, and almost immediately the discourse became “is Yesteryear worth the hype?” My literary media in Christ, you’re the ones who pushed it! But the answer is … it’s all right. It just doesn’t hold up to any degree of scrutiny.

“My name is Natalie Heller Mills, and I was perfect at being alive.” 

Natalie Mills is the face of Yesteryear, a homesteading brand that recalls the antebellum US, but you’d better not call her a tradwife. On the day after she experiences more than a little trouble behind the scenes of her perfect life, Natalie wakes up to find that she appears to be living in the 1855 she so eloquently espouses on her channels – with none of the modern conveniences, cameras, or nannies, that helped her get through the day-to-day. Stuck with a husband who looks like an older version of her “real” husband Caleb, who is distant at best, and an uncanny valley of children who resemble but are not those she is used to, Natalie is desperate to return in the other direction.

A different novel would have focused heavily on Natalie’s 1855 lifestyle, but Burke is merciful. Interlaced between the 1855 segments, which come to feel as much of a bad dream to the reader as they do to the subject, is Natalie’s life story to date: from her friendless childhood with a pretend dead father, to her friendless college tenure with a roommate she equally could not stand but was also fixated on, and to her fledgling relationship with God’s dumbest soldier.

Natalie is a fascinating character primarily because she is often close to seeing the truth of the society that she has chosen to live in, but then she gets it horribly wrong. Every time there’s a potential breakthrough or an event makes her look like she could be a sympathetic figure, she says or does something so horrible that you feel like she’s not worth saving or caring about. Burke has written Natalie as a supremely unreliable narrator, even to herself. The perspective is so close that you can’t tell how much is reality and how much is fabrication. There are blink-and-you’ll-miss-them moments of revelation of character that will force you to go back and reread earlier passages to make you realise that an assessment you felt was unfair may have had some truth to it. You can, and you must, hold in your head the twin concepts that Natalie is a bad person but also that she is treated unfairly.

Yesteryear falls into an uneasy understanding of modern social media and all its many tentacles; Caleb falls victim to many granular forums that sell him a deadly cocktail of what to believe and what he wants to believe, ignoring that in recent years much of this content is now on the wide open mesas of the internet rather than hiding out in specialist venues. Caleb is one of Burke’s more curious creations, as she wants to simultaneously showcase him as a corrupted simpleton and a Machiavellian prince. 

Other characters are not so well filled out: Amelia, Caleb’s mother, is an inconsistent sketch of a woman, a failed depiction of the permanently zonked out wife of a professional Republican campaigner. It takes too long for Amelia’s secondary character to reveal itself, at which point it does not ring true, and it never makes sense that she (badly) cooks the family dinner every night when she has an army of invisible maids at her disposal. Here Burke’s satire fails due to a lack of clarity of purpose, and she falls into easy caricature. Amelia is not enough of a person in any direction to feel sorrow or contempt for, and it’s difficult to place that blame at Natalie’s feet rather than Burke’s.

Yet in the end it feels like the facade falls not from Natalie, but from Burke herself. Having written herself into a corner with the possible divine or science-fictional punishment of our “heroine”, Burke just throws everything up in the air and hopes that it lands in a satisfactory matter. But Yesteryear stretches the boundaries of disbelief in a way that does not justify anything that came before it.

Is Burke sadistic? There’s a distinct sense that Yesteryear is giving its protagonist her comeuppance, but any time that she suffers or is abused in the 1855 timeline, it merely feels like she is suffering or being abused. We are too close to the character to feel that she’s getting just deserts, which are frequent and horrible. At times it feels like Burke is trying to recreate a version of The Handmaid’s Tale where Offred secretly deserves her treatment, but realistically no one does, no matter how ironic the punishment.

The real question is does Yesteryear need its “time travel” gimmick? Apart from anything else, that smacks of genre, and seems more likely to turn readers away than draw them in. But more than that, the 1855 timeline isn’t a logical conclusion, it just throws into relief that Yesteryear could have been told in a close enough to linear fashion without suffering in the least; benefiting from it, even. It’s understandable that a book needs a hook if it wants to make it in the cut throat world of publishing (even when the book is anointed by its publisher?), but sometimes a thesis gets in the way of itself.

Yesteryear offers few easy answers, but asks the reader to swallow the last thirty pages and like them without trying to assimilate them with anything that they know, either internally or externally. If you think about it, and Yesteryear is designed as a “makes you think” piece, nothing makes sense either psychologically or legalistically. Can you duff something so badly and for so many pages that a partially affecting epilogue can pay for all? That’s what Burke is counting on, and that’s what she doesn’t deliver. Yesteryear eventually becomes propulsive, but its multiple frustrations pile up and somehow it becomes less than the sum of its parts. Maybe Anne Hathaway can justify it, but you could be forgiven for feeling that it’s just so much empty hype.

Book Review: The Drop — Michael Connelly

What happens when the loose cannon who gets results for stupid chiefs is used by a stupid chief to get a result? Harry Bosch, fresh off helping his half-brother with a prosecution case, is called in to investigate a suicide as a personal favour, and avoid politicking. At the same time, he’s also investigating a more than twenty-year-old cold case which turns up the DNA of someone who couldn’t have been the murderer because they were only a child at the time.

A lot happened to Bosch in the late 2000s and early 2010s, and he’s reeling from all of it. He has so much fall out to deal with that it’s a surprise Connelly doesn’t describe him as glowing in the dark. Dual case wielding is a net positive in this instance because it keeps him busy, and the cold case is less prosaic than the suicide. Both give him a chance to let down and be let down by his fresh partner David Chu, first introduced in Nine Dragons, whose continued presence was predicated by the abrupt ending of that adventure. Moreso than Maddie, Chu is utilised here to expose Bosch’s harsh exterior and soft underbelly. It’s a strong dynamic.

The Drop does, admittedly, descend into serial killer bombast, but Bosch attracts that sort of thing. The tightrope between the extreme and the mundane — the suicide investigation is resolved by solid, if muddy, police work — is handled well, and even allows Bosch to pursue a new love interest, and one that’s not wholly inappropriate this time.

Yet the moral ambiguity of The Drop is slightly too ambiguous: it’s realistic that Bosch is an idealisation of what a police officer can achieve (albeit one who breaks way too many rules to trust in real life), but are we expected to believe that he would feel bad about preventing a murder, even of one of the foulest villains he’s ever encountered? And just how much of the cold case investigation was fed to him? Can Bosch trust Michael Connelly anymore? No, these books aren’t that meta.

If you’ve managed to read 24 Michael Connelly novels, 15 of which were pure Bosch (and a very good argument could be made that The Reversal was a Bosch novel), you know whether you like the man. If you like Bosch, The Drop is some good Bosch.

Book Review: The Ministry of Time — Kaliane Bradley

In the literary world, hyper fixations and stories written to entertain your friends can be noble pursuits: famously, Frankenstein and The Vampyre, the source of much modern literary vampire mythology,  both sprang from the same friendly competition in a winter of discontent. The Ministry of Time, born of 2020 isolation and  a fixation on The Terror, is no Frankenstein, but it reads exactly as if it was written for Kaliane Bradley’s friends. 

Whether it succeeds is partly up to how likely you would consider yourself Bradley’s friend, and partly up to how game you are to read fan fiction about a real historical figure that the author is clearly exceptionally horny for. The Ministry of Time drips with lust at the expense of intrigue, so how you take it really depends on which book you want to read.

In the near future, time travel has been discovered and is run out of a facility in London by the newly created Ministry of Time. Our unnamed narrator, the daughter of a Cambodian refugee, is brought on by the Ministry to help acclimatise one of several “expats”, people plucked from time on the grounds that they were going to to die anyway, to the modern era. The narrator is assigned Commander Graham Gore, late of the Erebus and the Franklin expedition, and she is immediately smitten by him. There’s some light intrigue in the background — is there a mole in the Ministry? who is this Brigadier who keeps showing up and asking probing questions? — but much of that is subsumed by the narrator’s unbridled lust.

The normal things that you’d expect in a time traveling fish out of water story are present in The Ministry of Time: Gore is fascinated by modern technology, disapproves of cinema, and is handsome in a way that the men of the 21st century are simply incapable – albeit shorter. His closest displaced companions are more interested in other aspects of the time, like the freedom to be homosexual and not die of the plague (admittedly, two major perks if you’re both inclined that way and don’t want to die). Other expats are less capable of being cured of their bigotries or, quite simply, are not as interesting to Bradley.

Towards the end, far too late to count as a real third act, Bradley starts suggesting that the vague intrigue that has been sprinkled lightly throughout might be leading somewhere. And it does, but in a way that has been really underdeveloped all throughout. The narrator is fundamentally uncurious about the Ministry and what they do because she is so unbearably besotted that nothing matters to her beyond Gore. Realistically the narrator should be on permanently high alert because her position is unprecedented and there’s much to learn and there’s the occasional political assassination. But she’s not. She doesn’t care at all, and so the reader is barely exposed to the actual nuts and bolts of this profession except to learn that Gore is as good at the job that he gives himself as the narrator is bad at her own. Often The Ministry of Time feels like reading the story of a janitor at MI6, except the janitor doesn’t show up to work most days and when they do they spend most of it cataloguing and analysing micro-aggresions in minute detail, not noticing that a covert nuclear war is being waged and countered in the foreground.

Given that this book is written as a retrospective letter to an unknown recipient, when you read about those micro-aggressions they’re couched in terms of “I should have answered this way” or “that was the moment it all went wrong for me.” The narrator only really worries about how she talks to her female colleagues, and that’s almost exclusively through the prism of race. This is when The Ministry of Time swings towards the didactic and it does not do either of its recipients, co-worker Simellia and big boss Adela, any favours. If anything it hardens the audience against them even as the narrator expresses her regret, and it perhaps says more about professional gender politics than may have been intended.

Beyond this, apart from writing the book as a bodice ripper with limited bodices for the ripping, Bradley has a tendency towards the memeish in her writing. If you paraphrase the “normal to want and possible to achieve” tweet in your text without comment, it feels like a failure of the imagination. Yet the end matter of this edition suggests that The Ministry of Time is funny. Humour, like time itself, is subjective. The standard issue fish out of water stuff combined with a minor case of online poisoning works against this book’s favour.

Yet for its many flaws, The Ministry of Time wants to be a good book; it just wants the reader to do more work than it has done itself. For all the tweeness, Gore, Arthur and Maggie are somewhat charming and it’s quite possible to care for them. The narrator is nothing if not accommodating, and acknowledges her tunnel vision. There’s a deep mechanics of time travel that is, again, only superficially touched on, and no real room or call for a sequel. The intrigue, though half-baked by the time it emerges, is genuinely intriguing, there’s just not enough of a breadcrumb trail and the nature of the loop is nearly entirely unexplored. It’s actually bizarre how much the narrator does not care and where her priorities lie, because Bradley really could have had it both ways – particularly if someone who had used the internet had edited it before thrusting it upon an unsuspecting, although remarkably receptive, public. The strengths of The Ministry of Time are not as multifarious as its flaws, but they do elevate it into something somewhat worth reading.

If the imbalance of The Ministry of Time does not bother you – if you’re fine with something that is structured as largely slice-of-life material with a smattering of drama towards the end – then it can be quite successful. A romance-forward time travel novel can still be quite weighty thematically, but The Ministry of Time comes across as gossamer thin. Almost all of the thought-provocation that goes with its tripartite elements — time travel, intrigue, romance — is left off the page until almost the last second. With no time to breathe or grow, we’re left with what little we’re given. This won awards and presumably made Bradley’s friends very happy in a cold and dark time. Maybe that’s enough.

THE MINISTRY OF TIME | By Kaliane Bradley | Hachette Australia | 368 Pages

Book Review: How To Kill a Guy in Ten Dates — Shailee Thompson

There are a fair few Australian authors kicking around in genre spaces these days, and the question is always: are they going to set their books in Australia (Jane Harper), their author’s native land like Ireland (Dervla McTiernan & Adrian McKinty), a remote island that doesn’t exist somewhere off Scotland (Laura McCluskey) or … America (Dervla McTiernan & Adrian McKinty)? Brisbane-based Shailee Thompson has decided to go for the United States approach, which is the most logical choice for her combination of those two complementary genres, the rom-com and the slasher film. It really helps to know what you’re in for with How To Kill A Guy in Ten Dates, lest you be surprised that the blood starts spurting at 12%.

Jamie Prescott is writing a dissertation on the intersection between rom-coms and slasher films, and her roommate, Laurie, is an acolyte of documentaries. Having given up on dating apps, Laurie and Jamie go to monthly singles events. On the night that they go to a speed dating event at a labyrinthine club that they attended in their misspent youth (ie five years ago), things go wrong when the lights go out and Jamie’s date’s throat is slit. After that it’s a race for the survivors, shorn of their phones and locked in, to survive the night. But could Jamie maybe find true love on the way, even as the bodies pile up around her?

It feels like at some point over the years it became harder to find a slasher that isn’t self-aware than one that is. This may be even truer of novels, which are not only not films, but often have a stream of consciousness first person narration which means that the lead character can make their commentary on the situation without having to shoehorn it in to dialogue. The book opens with a list of rules for how to survive a slasher, and Jamie refers to them throughout, if only so that other characters can scoff at her.

The problem with having such rigid rules in place is that Thompson is in trouble every time she tries to break one. If you’re even vaguely “up” on the genre then you’ll probably realise a couple of things that Jamie either ignores or discounts, and some of the narrative twists are easily discernible well in advance of their reveals. And then Laurie can say “oh, of course! Just like in [x movie which made hundreds of millions in the nineties, which I have definitely referenced textually]. Why didn’t I see it sooner?” Of course the reader is in a better position to think clearly than Laurie is, but the thing is that Laurie is in a confined space and seems to have a lot of time to think throughout the night — like the multiple instances where she spends ten minutes hiding in silence.

Thompson makes a couple of other uneasy concessions to her second genre, the modern romance novel feeling required to have sexual content no matter how awkwardly inserted it is, so to speak. In one of the moments of quiet contemplation, there is a sexual encounter that is mercifully brief but also you’d have to be there to understand how it’s a sensible thing to do at that juncture (you would also, correctly, guess that this is against Laurie’s rules). It’s not gratuitous, and if you have to do that in this situation, it’s handled sensibly enough. Yet that button didn’t necessarily need to be pressed; sometimes writing within genre is about confounding expectations rather than meeting them.

However, Thompson is right: there are overlaps between Laurie’s genres of choice. It’s not like no one has contemplated the relationship between sex and violence before. Without actors to anchor the ensemble cast to a place and time, it’s difficult to ascribe any characteristics to most of them before they die; Thompson compounds the matter by having separate characters named Drew and Stu, and Laurie frequently accidentally calls Stu by Drew’s name — a problem that doesn’t really resolve itself even after Laurie discovers Drew’s corpse — and the other women beyond Jamie are described as mostly nice except for the very standoffish one (maybe she will become narratively significant?). 

The vagueness continues to the club itself, which has a helpful map provided at the front of the book. Apart from it being clearly not up to fire safety code, it’s difficult to get a sense of what its labyrinthine interior is really like. The map doesn’t illuminate much, and it doesn’t seem like there’d be much room to hide from a knife and cleaver wielding maniac in its halls. Yet the ability of a venue to expand and contract as the story demands is thematically appropriate. If ever a scenario crumbles in the face of cold logic, a slasher is the perfect model. No matter the metatextual levels at play, slashers have to respect at least some rules, and here Thompson has made a wise choice.

How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates is like a slasher itself: some ideas are executed and others escape the page without proper implementation. It’s a better concept than it is an actual novel, but the idea should at least have a market, and Thompson can likely be trusted to write another. 

HOW TO KILL A GUY IN TEN DATES | By Shailene Thompson | Atria Australia | 368 Pages

An ARC was provided by Simon & Schuster (Australia) through Netgalley in exchange for review.

Book Review: I Think We’ve Been Here Before — Suzy Krause

The whole world is astroturfed, we know this much. It’s how I Think We’ve Been Here Before ended up in my lap, probably – it’s published by Lake Union Press, which is owned by Amazon, and it was promoted as one of the Goodreads books of the year despite being published in December 2024. Without the need to feed the gamification ending that is modern Goodreads, many readers likely would not have even thought to try I Think We’ve Been Here Before. It’s very low key, but it’s also entirely divorced from human nature in a way that never rings true, despite the elevated concept.

In October, news reports announce that an astronomical event will see the world destroyed by Christmas time. A family in a small Canadian town are in peril: the patriarch is inured to the concept because he has a terminal illness anyway; the matriarch can’t reach her daughter in Berlin; the daughter, unable to book a flight home, refuses to answer her phone. All the while, they have an intense feeling of deja vu, but surely the world hasn’t ended before.

Krause has two huge deal breakers that make the book near impossible to take: Nora’s inability to answer her mother’s calls for two weeks discounts most sympathies the reader is able to have; a twelve year old disappears without trace for three weeks and his parents only marginally freak out. If this was a non-apocalyptic book they’d be apoplectic; that global doom is imminent means you think they would be more desperate for the reunion.

Nobody says that people need to face the end of the world in panic; there’s a lot to recommend taking it in your stride, but who’s to says how any of us would tackle the inevitable? But Krause has preserved her characters in a sort of amber sludge where they don’t care about anything, particularly. It’s not nihilism, but an indifference that is neither credible nor distressing. Krause’s touch is so gentle that for the most part you can only feel either contempt or disdain towards.

It’s one thing for the people of a small Canadian town where nothing ever happens to be this way (if anything, they should care more), and another for the streets of Berlin that are portrayed as if they have almost no one in them, without ever explaining where anyone has gone.

This said, I can be a sucker for ends of the world when an author is brave enough to commit to them. I Think We’ve Been Here Before does, in fact, have an ending that is both stronger than anything that came before it while still feeling like it was informed by what came before it. It’s not enough, but it’s a valiant effort on Krause’s part.

I Think We’ve Been Here Before has the kernel of an interesting idea hiding in it, but Krause never really allows it to germinate, and it has an artificial air that is so intoxicating to people who enjoy reading books where the characters aren’t easily mistaken for humans. The word “cozy” has been bandied about to describe this sort of fuzzy hug of a book divorced from reality, but readers would do well remember that coziness can be suffocating. There’s no breathing room in this novel, but at the very least it thematically hits the mark for an end of year read.

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